I hear some pretty crazy things while I am teaching. I'm hoping to capture what it is like to work with little ones on a daily basis. I'm going to be posting some of the crazy and funny things that my kiddos say and some of the things that I never thought would come out of my mouth.
So some fun ones to start...
Child: Miss Yocum, is there a baby in your tummy?
Me: No, there's not.
Child: Are there two babies in there?
Me: No.
Child: Well, it looks like there are.
*I'm standing at that mirror putting lotion on my face*
Child: What are you doing?
Me: Putting lotion on my face.
Child: Is that to get rid of the dots on your face? **meaning acne**
Child: (waving hand in front of his face) If you do this, will you get constipated?
Me: Do you mean hypnotized?
Child: Yeah, that.
A child asked me what alligators eat. We looked it up on Google and I told her that one of the things they eat are deer. She said "Eww." I told her that some people eat deer and that I eat deer on a regular basis. She proceeded to tell me that maybe the dots on my face would go away if I stopped eating deer because I shouldn't eat what alligators eat.
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