Things I Had to Say
Put that back in the ocean. Don't you dare eat that.
Things the Delegates Said
I'm so excited I'm going to pee!
Student 1: If humans had tails, what would they look like? I think they'd look like the ones in Dragonball Z... short, brown, and fuzzy.
Student 2: How would we sit?
Student 3: Well, dogs have tails and they can sit.
Student 2: But what about furniture?
Student 4: It would be designed around our tails.
Student 2: But I like furniture the way it is!
Student 1: You wouldn't even know the difference.
Student 2: If I had a tail, I would want it to be strong enough to pick things up off the table so I didn't have to get up.
Student 1: I would want mine to be strong enough to hold me upside down when I was sleeping. It'd have to maintain the same position for a long time so I didn't fall.
Going around a hairpin turn on the way up Vesuvius: Oh that gives you a sense of danger!
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